I have the bestest, warmest gown. It is also the ugliest, most unflattering item of clothing I have ever owned. In winter I care not for fashion. At least not when I am at home, arbing around.
It is a standing joke between The Man and I. He calls it my armour. Apparently it screams 'back off, I am cold and unnattractive' and he also says it's the most hideous thing ever. If he didnt know what lay beneath he may well run screaming to the nearest outpost.
I have challenged him to find me something more appealing - that is as warm and as comfortable as my armour.
Do you have a go-to item of clothing that your significant other despises. And that you wear anyway? ;-)